The luckiest. Maybe this'll end in another sex session. Fat chance.

"Rebekah." He wrestles her into the backseat and slams the door when her legs are not in the way. Taking a big breath, he makes sure to revel in how much he officially hates his life. This is karmic retribution for making Elena jealous, isn't it. Fine, he's a dick. He'll shout it to the world.

He sits in the front seat and turns on the ignition, glancing back in the rear-view mirror, checking on Rebekah.