Let Them Bleed, Let Them Wash Away; A Tyler Open Post

[lockwood]

[ooc: Basically, this is free range for people to set up scenes with Tyler. Can be canon, crossover, whatever. There will probably be spoilery things bc I am not dealing well with the events of the last episode, this is the warning for that. Also feel free to comment oocly with an idea, and I can set something up too.]

Comments

[dontkanyeme]

... Really? Horses?

[lockwood]

Yep. That's what he drew Caroline.

[dontkanyeme]

Never mind. I'm good with not being wooed.

[lockwood]

Probably for the best. He'd just feed you bullshit stories about hummingbirds he met in the mountains.

[dontkanyeme]

... Hummingbirds? And this guy is the giant badass who's trying to kill you? He sounds like a giant emo teenager who has the power to throw giant temper tantrums.

[lockwood]

Yeah, that second one sounds about right.

[dontkanyeme]

My favorite kind.

[lockwood]

He's a real winner alright.

[dontkanyeme]

I guess the real question is why haven't people worked together to deal with him already?

[lockwood]

We did once.

But then someone was going to actually kill him -- and if he dies his whole bloodline will, including Caroline, so there was magic and he was in my body for a while.

Things got complicated.

[dontkanyeme]

Yikes.

[she takes a breath.]

Guess we'll have to figure out a way around it.

[lockwood]

We had a plan to get him buried alive -- it didn't work but maybe if we found the right witch...

[dontkanyeme]

Why would you need a witch?

[lockwood]

The only way we'd manage to get his body buried is if he wasn't in it for a bit.

[dontkanyeme]

Isn't there a way to knock him out?

[lockwood]

Not really.

[dontkanyeme]

No weaknesses of any kind?

[lockwood]

Not really, other then the one that kills him.

[dontkanyeme]

You have a really lame arch nemesis.

[lockwood]

Believe me, I know. It's kind of embarrassing, honestly.

[dontkanyeme]

He would never make it into a comic book. Or a decent movie for that matter.

[lockwood]

Maybe a low budget tv show, at best.

[dontkanyeme]

And that? Is not very scary.

[lockwood]

It really isn't. He's kind of pathetic, honestly.

[dontkanyeme]

Totally pathetic.