Let Them Bleed, Let Them Wash Away; A Tyler Open Post

[lockwood]

[ooc: Basically, this is free range for people to set up scenes with Tyler. Can be canon, crossover, whatever. There will probably be spoilery things bc I am not dealing well with the events of the last episode, this is the warning for that. Also feel free to comment oocly with an idea, and I can set something up too.]

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[dontkanyeme]

So we find another way to take him out. I'm sure there's a deep dark Fae hole somewhere that we can shove him into.

[lockwood]

Now that idea sounds promising.

[dontkanyeme]

[she grins a bit.]

We all have all kinds of fun situations we could shove him into.

[and by fun she means terrible and painful.]

[lockwood]

[Those are the best kind.]

Oh? Like what?

[dontkanyeme]

Let's see. We could feed him to the Amazons. They're very anti-men and would probably have a great deal of fun with him. We could trap him with the underfae.

[lockwood]

I feel like letting a bunch of women tear him apart would be pretty satisfying.

[dontkanyeme]

I happen to agree with you.

[she pauses before shrugging.]

And if all else fails, I could always suck the chi out of him.

[lockwood]

There is always that option. Careful though, that might just make him fixate on you. He seems to have a thing for women who hate his guts.

[dontkanyeme]

[she laughs]

Oh, I bet I could give him a taste of his own medicine if I wanted to.

[but that's not the right thing to do. In fact, it's very very wrong, and could be shaky for her to boot.]

[lockwood]

Oh? [Tyler is definitely interested now.] How would you do that?

[dontkanyeme]

[She takes a deep breath.]

My blood. If someone has my blood in their system, they become my thrall, which from what you've told me, is basically the succubus version of a sire bond.

[lockwood]

Yeah, that'd definitely be giving him a taste of his own medicine then.

[dontkanyeme]

But there are some side effects, for me at least. If he's my thrall for too long I go a little ... insane.

[lockwood]

Well, there goes that idea. It's no good if it'll end up with you insane.

[dontkanyeme]

Yeah. But it might have been fun for a little while. Thralls are different in the sense that it's like they're in love with you. It'd be interesting to see how he'd decide to dote on me.

[Sometimes Bo can be a little superficial.]

[lockwood]

He'd probably just draw you a bunch of law drawings of horses.

[dontkanyeme]

... Really? Horses?

[lockwood]

Yep. That's what he drew Caroline.

[dontkanyeme]

Never mind. I'm good with not being wooed.

[lockwood]

Probably for the best. He'd just feed you bullshit stories about hummingbirds he met in the mountains.

[dontkanyeme]

... Hummingbirds? And this guy is the giant badass who's trying to kill you? He sounds like a giant emo teenager who has the power to throw giant temper tantrums.

[lockwood]

Yeah, that second one sounds about right.

[dontkanyeme]

My favorite kind.

[lockwood]

He's a real winner alright.

[dontkanyeme]

I guess the real question is why haven't people worked together to deal with him already?