Open Mistletoe Shenanigans

[desertions]

Suddenly there's mistletoe above you! And someone is stuck under you! And neither one of you can move until you kiss! Shenanigans abound, basically.

I'll be throwing in my muses so feel free to tag them, or leave blank comments with people you want to play and I will give them people! There are no rules here, only fun and silly holiday kissing.

Enjoy!!!

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Bulma Briefs | OTA

[capsulecorp]

[saiyan]

[ he can't move. there's some sort of vine blossoming to life above him and he can't move. he's a saiyan. if he's foot's stuck in the ground, he ought to be able to take the ground with him, not remain rooted to it — and with that irritating woman, nonetheless. ]

You did something to keep me here; what is it?

[ clearly, if something's somehow interfering with his saiyan strength, she's the culprit. obviously. ]

[capsulecorp]

[Her mother had been decorating for the holidays but she has a feeling whoever planted this mistletoe -- it wasn't her. Or she hopes not. It's definitely unnerving the way she can't seem to move. Or that she's stuck under here with Vegeta of all people.]

I didn't do anything, you think I want to be stuck here with you?

[saiyan]

[ tch. this entire scenario was ridiculous. he was a saiyan, the prince of all saiyans, and he couldn't move a muscle. how had such a pathetic little twig with virtually no power level managed to render him motionless? his greatest enemies haven't been able to achieve that. how had this weed??? ]

Well, I don't want to be stuck here with you. I have training to do.

[capsulecorp]

You're really not going to like my theory on how we could get unstuck.

[Explaining human traditions was always an adventure with him, to say the least.]

[saiyan]

[ ...that's not what he wanted to hear. ]

Tell me.

[capsulecorp]

It's a dumb holiday tradition that can be kind of fun depending on you get stuck with -- basically if two people end up under mistletoe together they're supposed to kiss. If this is some weird sentient version of it that you can't even destroy I would think that might be the answer to breaking it's spell.

[saiyan]

...so you're saying that we have to kiss in order to get this infernal plant to set us free?

That's absurd.

[capsulecorp]

It's only a theory. Believe me, I'm not more eager to test it than you are.

[saiyan]

A ridiculous theory. You Earthlings and your silly rituals. Kissing will accomplish nothing.

[capsulecorp]

Well I don't see you coming up with any ideas.

[saiyan]

[ he practically seethes at her through clenched, gnashing teeth. the air around him crackles dangerously, but he holds himself back. it's clear that the only other idea he has is to ascend to super saiyan and see if that'll help him sear the damn thing or at least break himself free, but he won't push himself past it. why? because she's too close. he'd hurt her if he made that kind of dramatic power jump and for reasons he doesn't fully understand, that's something he absolutely refuses to do. ]

[capsulecorp]

[Other people might be scared when he snarls like that -- but Bulma doesn't. He wouldn't hurt her -- even if it's only because he needs her to fix the gravity machine every time he breaks it. (She doesn't allow herself to entertain the idea it might be more).]

You know most guys would be thrilled for the chance to kiss a girl as pretty as me.

[Okay, maybe she's a little insulted the idea seems so abhorrent to him.]

[saiyan]

[ vegeta goes from being on the very fringes of snapping to super saiyan to staring at her wide eyed, almost flustered. but he quickly turns that around into something like disgust, tch-ing at her with crossed arms. ]

I don't want to know about your harlotry.

[capsulecorp]

[She slaps his arm a little for that -- which kind of hurts her in the process because it's like slapping a brick wall. Whatever. The point is she's offended.]

I am not a harlot.

[saiyan]

[ he glances down at where she hit him, then back up at her. one black eyebrow arches as if to say, "really? that's it?" the saiyan barely felt a thing. she couldn't hurt him if she tried. ]

Yet you imply that most males would be lining up to do what you're asking me to.

[capsulecorp]

I said they would want to, I didn't say I would kiss them.

[there's a difference, duh.]

[saiyan]

You don't want to kiss them, but you want to kiss me?

[ he looks distinctly alarmed. uncomfortable, even. were he capable of moving his legs, he likely would've backed up until he put himself through the wall. ]

[capsulecorp]

[It was her turn to look just a little flustered now.]

I didn't say that. But I don't want to be stuck underneath this thing forever either.

[saiyan]

[ he's so uncomfortable that he's uncharacteristically fidgeting. as much as one can fidget when they can't move the lower halves of their body and are standing in too close proximity to another person. ]

Unlike that clown, I do not kiss Earthlings.

[capsulecorp]

[She crosses her arms, rolling her eyes a little]

Right. The Prince of All Saiyans couldn't lower himself with a human.

[Bulma you just said you didn't want to kiss him and now you're arguing like you do. Make sense, please.]

[saiyan]

Do you want me to kiss you or not?

[ he's closed his eyes at this point, as if he were meditating standing up. he'd probably be floating if his feet weren't anchored. but he pops an eye open to peer at when he asks that of her, constantly baffled by her antics. she contradicted herself at ever twist and turn. ]

[capsulecorp]

[She never claimed to make any sense -- but it really bothered her some reason she couldn't place that the idea of kissing her seemed so disgusting to him. It's not like she's just any human.

I just want to be able to move from this spot. And this is only theory either one of us right now to make that happen.

[saiyan]

It's your theory, not mine. Find a better solution that doesn't involve vulgar public displays.

[capsulecorp]

Well you're not exactly helping. [She pauses for a moment.]

Have you tried using your ki to burn it? [That should work, right?]